"Do I still look weird, Mom?"
"I got a dollar!" Bryce exclaimed.
"I usually get two dollars," Syd bragged.
"Well," I explained, "since Bryce received such a nice gift with his first tooth, the tooth fairy decided one dollar was fair." End of that discussion.
"Can I spend my dollar?"
"Bryce, if you spend your dollar you'll have to pay taxes," Sydney told him. (Yay for me! She remembers some of our school lessons!)
"What? I don't want to pay taxes!"
"You have to. That's the law." Of course we could shop at the PX, but why confuse the child?